“i am a procrastinator. i’m the worst procrastinator of all time. they did a story on me in my high school yearbook where — and this is so ridiculous — the yearbook committee went around to teachers and said, ‘do you have a student in your class that’s the biggest procrastinator?’ i guess my name got brought up the most, so they decided to do a story on me. they were like, ‘what is your biggest procrastinator story?’ im like, ‘i’ll think about it.’ and then they kept asking me, ‘we gotta get this story.’ and i ended up never getting it to them so that ended up being the story.”