“When I first met with agents, they said, “Okay, you’re going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go.” And I was like, “Man… Fuck you. I can play anything, you son of a bitch!” My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. [Laughs.] That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?””
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Nick Offerman
(via bbook)
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. I’M GOING TO KINKOS IMMEDIATELY AND GETTING IT PRINTED SO I CAN FRAME IT. IF YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY I’M GONNA PHOTOSHOP YOUR HEAD ON IT AND GIVE IT TO YOU. THERE IS NO BETTER DAY THEN THIS.
(via racketstory)