Aries: If you fucking try and fuck me, you'll find my fucking arse will fucking grow fucking fangs and fucking snap your fucking cock off
Taurus: Maybe you can download rice
Gemini: Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off
Cancer: Believe me, I'd rather slip into something a bit more comfortable, like a fucking coma
Leo: Trying to be me will fucking kill you. I'll give you 18 months before you're a washed out, weeping alcoholic
Virgo: I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have Type 2 diabetes
Libra: You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra
Scorpio: Okay people, wake up and smell the cock
Sagittarius: I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody
Capricorn: You are a boring F star star cunt
Aquarius: You're about as funny as a blind toddler in a fucking minefield
Pisces: He's a fucking knitted scarf that twat, he's a fucking balaclava
Taurus: Maybe you can download rice
Gemini: Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off
Cancer: Believe me, I'd rather slip into something a bit more comfortable, like a fucking coma
Leo: Trying to be me will fucking kill you. I'll give you 18 months before you're a washed out, weeping alcoholic
Virgo: I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have Type 2 diabetes
Libra: You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra
Scorpio: Okay people, wake up and smell the cock
Sagittarius: I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody
Capricorn: You are a boring F star star cunt
Aquarius: You're about as funny as a blind toddler in a fucking minefield
Pisces: He's a fucking knitted scarf that twat, he's a fucking balaclava
